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May 22, 2010 – Proof: Mama Honkin’ Went to Clown School

Steve — Fri, 28 May 2010 18:12:26 +0000

Steve expresses his relief at the constancy of breakfast cereal mascots, his frustration with the kids not giving the rabbit Trix, and it all runs into a discussion about Ronald McDonald and clowns. It all leads to a call to Mama Honkin’. Yes, Buck and Steve figure out the phone, to call Mama Honkin and talk clown school. Then…BEAR WATCH!!!

April 17, 2010 – Corporal A-Word

Steve — Mon, 03 May 2010 21:12:38 +0000

Buck launches the Fac-A-Thon, Steve almost swears, tasers, an opportunity for Steve to be tased, turning down that opportunity, some talk about peeing, Buck reveals that he’s an old fogey, a real life super hero, a solution to budget cuts for education, all kinds of fun on this episode of The Big Honkin Show. OH…THERE’S A SNAKE IN MY TOILET!

March 27, 2010 – Irritate Steve Day?

Steve — Mon, 12 Apr 2010 21:27:14 +0000

Buck and Steve thought last week was bad…then Steve overslept.

Rushing to the station, Buck and Steve were both surprised to find a newly remodeled studio at the station, and the new digs coupled with a lack of preparation because of oversleeping throws the guys off their game for the first segment. Then they save the day with the greatest show ever! Maybe. You be the judge.

Unresearched Tech Talk, a mysterious tape that’s floating around in the ether somewhere, Monkey Watch continues, Buck tells a story that sets Steve on a tangent, The Snuggie Apocalypse hits Cleveland, hospital gowns get a makeover, and idiots try to rob a bank.

This strange turn of events breathes new life into our heroes…you’ll see next week.

January 23, 2010 – Afraid of Dead Air

Steve — Tue, 02 Feb 2010 21:36:59 +0000

Technical problems and life have kept us from getting this two week old episode out in a timely fashion. But it’s worth the wait as Buck returns to the show and we talk about his wisdom teeth surgery, Conan O’Brien’s departure from The Tonight Show, chickens with their heads cut off, and a bear giving birth on camera. All that, plus over 100 ferrets, rockin out to John Denver and more.

January 16, 2010 – Nudies on a Subway

Steve — Thu, 21 Jan 2010 03:20:29 +0000

Brandon joins us again one week before the return of Buck to the Big Honkin Show. We cover General Patton’s exploits in World War II, pantsless people on the subway, a heroic dog, an escaped hippo and more. What is an animal expert? Listen to find out an example of what is NOT. All this on the Big Honkin Show

January 2, 2010 – New Year, Big Head

Steve — Tue, 05 Jan 2010 20:30:34 +0000

Buck is still away, so we are joined this week by Brandon Smith. Brandon has a big head…we talk about, sweet tea, coconut carrying octupuses, and The Real Life Super Hero segment returns with a trigger happy octogenarian. It’s the Big Honkin Show in the new year.

December 26, 2009 – Otters on a Plane

Steve — Thu, 31 Dec 2009 21:49:50 +0000

Christmas cheer continues in this episode as my sister-in-law Debra joins us again to wrap up the holiday spirit and prepare to ring in the New Year. Otters gum up flight traffic, a church has a dynamite time at a party, and the snuggie controversy takes a surprising turn.

Decmber 12, 2009 – Currently 38 Degrees Here at the Station

Steve — Tue, 15 Dec 2009 21:28:12 +0000

Buck and Steve talk everything from Camels to Christmas in this jam packed episode of The Big Honkin Show. Buck harmonizes with the Real Life Super Hero Theme, Steve tests out his pipes (continuously), and an Italian man gains an arm only to have it taken away. We also get to your e-mails in this episode and talk about a deformed egg and a killer deer.

November 14, 2009 – It’s My Brand Sonny!

Steve — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 16:11:09 +0000

The online listener servers were tapped out…so they added more. Buck was ticked off…so he vented. Animals were in the news…so Steve read the news. What is a Hawaii Chair? Who eats 50 meatballs in a sitting? Can Buck sing? How old is too old to tag? How naked is too naked to go to a car wash? Find out on this episode full of shout outs, e-mails, and fun abound on this edition of The Big Honkin Show.

Music Used This Episode. (Click on the links to buy the MP3 from Amazon and support the show.)

The Final Countdown by Europe
We’re Not Gonna Take It by Twisted Sister
Gone by 33Miles
Immigrant Song by Led Zeppelin
All For You by Sister Hazel
It’s My Life by Bon Jovi
You Spin Me Round (Like A Record) by Dead or Alive
Run Run Rudolph by Decemberadio

October 17, 2009 – Are You Joshing Me?

Steve — Tue, 20 Oct 2009 05:39:38 +0000

Good friend Josh Lawhorn from New Day Photography stops by to help with the co-hosting part of the Big Honkin Show and we talk about everything from hunting to ghosts to The Mighty Thor. Special thanks goes to Michael Cohen and Arkwulf Studios for the new AWESOME look of the site. More on that in the weeks to come.

Music used in this episode…

Thunderstruck by AC/DC
The Touch by Stan Bush
I Still Believe performed by Russ Taff
Monster Mash by Bobby (Boris) Pickett and the Crypt-kickers
You Can Call Me Al by Paul Simon
Free Ride by Dan Hartman
No More Tears by Ozzie Osbourne
Working For the Weekend by Loverboy
Theme from the A-Team

October 10, 2009 – Buckless

Cohen — Mon, 12 Oct 2009 06:33:32 +0000

Buck wasn’t able to make it to the Hazlehurst, GA studio location for this one, but we still felt his presence. So it falls to Steve and Steve alone (with a little help from The Ash) to bring the entertainment to the people as we discuss a little bit of everything from ghosts, to a Nobel Prize winner, to borrowed catheters and more. Saturdays…and Mondays are fun for at least 45 minutes…or in this case the first 30 seconds.

Music Used in the show:

Long Skirt, Short Jacket by Cake
Footloose by Kenny Loggins (also something yelled by Steve, as you will hear about on the show)
Rock of Ages by Def Leppard
Wild At Heart by Gloriana
Real American (Hulk Hogan’s Theme)
We Will Rock You by DJ Hurrican
Feeling Alright by Joe Cocker
Theme from Simon and Simon

October 3, 2009 – I’ll Give You a Buck Fifty

Cohen — Mon, 05 Oct 2009 21:26:29 +0000

Buck and Steve are back this week talking everything from yard sales that nearly cause wrecks to rat killings in Bangledesh. Your e-mails are read and we struggle the pronunciation of what we thought was a pretty easy word to say. And what’s wrong with Hanson.

Music used in this episode:

Holding Out For a Hero by Bonnie Tyler
Ain’t Nothing Wrong With That by Robert Randolph and the Family Band
Nothin’ But a Good Time by Poison
Jam by Michael Jackson
Where’s the Love by Hanson
All Right Now by Free
But Anyway by Blues Traveler
Long Time by Boston

September 26, 2009 – 91 and Ready to Party

Cohen — Mon, 28 Sep 2009 01:52:13 +0000

Buck returns this time out for a few more antics. We talk about everything from being locked out of the house, to the biology of emus to naked 91 year old home defenders. Music used in this episode:

Paradise City by Guns ‘N’ Roses
Me and My Gang by Rascal Flatts
Save Me by Remy Zero
Layla by Eric Clapton
The Great Adventure by Steven Curtis Chapman
I’m Alright by Kenny Loggins
Rock and Roll Train by AC/DC
Magnum P.I. Theme